
Me: This girl asked me to take her Senior pictures!
Him: You should do it!
Me: Geeehehehe-But. She wants it done in like..an abandoned town. Like Silent Hill. And..you don’t exactly see those around every corner. I don’t know who she thinks I am. Or what i’m capable of, but-
Him: Oh, c’mon, Erin! I know you can pull a creepy abandoned town out of your butt!
Me: ..So that’s why I have such terrible stomach pain. I’ve got an entire town up my ass!
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That’s what you get for being such a piggie!
OINK OINK!
Be back later.
Going to hide under my bed sheets and sob.

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Kotetsu had baked this lovely lasagna/spaghetti mix, and brought it over.
I just now decided “This is what I need for dinner.”
So I scoop it onto a plate, and warm it up.
When I go to retrieve it from the Microwave, I notice that the plate is beginning to sink from the weight.
I glance between the counter top and the plate hanging from my hands. It’s end resting on the surface of the Microwave.
I figure, “If I move quickly enough, I’ll get it to the counter without a problem.”
My kitchen tile is now red.
OOC: This genuinely happened. I even spilled some on my cat ;_;
Bunny’s glasses are listed as Gothic Vampire Glasses online.
Is there something you’re not telling me, Bunny? DO U VANT TO SUK MAH BLUD?
I apologize for that last bit…
I can read..every mind inside this room. Apart from yours.
Money, sex, money, ah-sex. Cat?!
Da fuq ಠ_ಠ
OOC:
Besides Kotetsu and Barnaby?
Before I knew the ages of the characters, Ivan and Pao-Lin.
..Well, even after I became aware of the ages, it was still those two~

You’re not sorry when you do it to me for three days straight!
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